Part 16 – In Which The Game Is Afoot
“And… the show’s on the road!” Basil’s voice crackles in my comm unit. “Lights, camera, action!”
“This is not a television show.” I mutter pointedly to both him and Darcy. Not a moment ago they were fitting me to a dress as though this was the next airing of Saturday Night Live. Why is ‘formal’ a synonym with ‘uncomfortable?’ I do understand that sometimes it is required that one dresses in fancy attire. Especially when one’s entire family I (as well as the surrounding village) shows up to celebrate the life of of a most dear and most deceased man. I get that. But why must it be heels? Can’t we switch to moccasins?
“Come on, we could do something familiar to you girls. Snow white and the Seven Dwarves?” Sexist pig.
“You would play Snow White?” Darcy snarks.
“We’ve found our casting for Grumpy!” Basil hoots. “Hey Dopey, dear, where are you? The ball has started without you.”
“Honestly?” With a huff I step out of the hall and into the entryway. It’s jam-packed with other people in fancy clothing. They’re all trying to make their way into the crowded ballroom. So many people… My palms are already clammy so I send up a quick prayer that my deodorant will hold its own. “And FYI, Snow White never held a ball.”
“Yes I did.” It’s the prissiest voice I’ve ever heard come out of a boy’s mouth.
The entryway is so jam-packed with people that elbow room is a prestegious commodity. Darcy is at the front of the crowd and she enters the scene. Basil whistles. We flinch. “Dang, Darcy, you’re looking fine.” She is. She is single-handedly the most gorgeous woman in this room. I wish I had half her beauty.
I try to make my way into the ballroom, but there are too many people in the way to move quickly. With death defying motion, I dodge elbows, wine glasses, and fatal hugs and make it into the ballroom. Okay, maybe that’s a little exagerated, but hey, I would have made Jackie Chan proud. On a balcony watching me through a pair of binoculars is Basil. The comm unit is quiet. “What, no comment?”
“I’m speechless, darling. Now wipe that ketchup of your cheek. Somebody was motioning a little too passionately with their appetizer when you passed.”
Still haven’t gotten rid of those tomatoes.
Have I mentioned how gorgeous our ballroom is? I almost believe that the dancing scene in ‘Beauty and the Beast’ was modelled after this room. This place has everything; the polished floors, the balconies, the infinite windows. Getting tired of this place would be hard. The room is packed with people, all dressed elegantly in black. To one side is set the buffet tables, with tiers of appetizers, desserts, and drinks. Another marvellous cake sits in the forefront. The rest of the room is filled with tables and chairs, and various people mill about. In front of the doors leading out to the garden, was a platform prepared for the speeches.
I’m making a speech. Remind me how I got roped into this? Ah yes. Family relation, social expectation and decency.
“Bridie, you take the Lee’s and the Chant’s, I’ll take the rest of the family.” Come’s Darcy’s voice. “Basil, I want you to keep an eye out for suspicious behaviour. When you can, undertake intensive background checks. Update on any findings.”
Basil hums. “Well, that cake looks suspiciously tomato-ey, eh Bridie?”
“Shut up.” I can feel my face going beet – er, tomato – red. “Darcy, I don’t think I can do this.”
“Of course you can.” It’s Darcy’s prevalent, encouraging voice. “Just watch me and do as I do. Oh Mr. Tesdinic!” From across the ballroom, I watch Darcy grab a maid (Darcy! What the – !) and tap my Uncle Conrad on the shoulder. “Could I interest you in any bruschetta? It’s mozzarella and tomato.”
“Ah, thank you my dear.” Darcy’s comm unit picks up my relative’s voice. It carries the same confident air as his cousin, my Uncle Christopher.
I zone out of their stimulating conversation when Basil’s voice comes through the comms. “Conrad Tesdinic, Son of Bethany Tesdnic, formerly Bethany Baxter. Never married. Hobbies include hiking and skiing. Spends a lot of time with his cousins, Christopher and Millie Chant. Nothing interesting about him. He’s well off. Own’s a prominent line of bookstores called ‘Tesdinic & Grant.’ Prefers the city, but visits the Chant’s castle whenever he can.” Here Basil lets out a low whistle. ” Wow, there’s some pictures of it here. Blimey, this castle is neat. It’s got towers and – ”
“Basil, focus!” I hiss.
“Like I said, nothing suspicious. But you never know.”
“Where the heck are you getting this information?” Darcy interjects, finished with her conversation and marching off to her next victim.
The comms is silent. Basil must have shrugged.
“He came to visit once or twice when I lived here.” I offer. “He brought me books.”
“He brought me books.” Snow White mimics.
“Unless they’re in a lot of debt, I guess this rules the castle-owning Chant’s off the list.” I add. Julia “I mean, there’s no way it’s them, right?”
A moment of silence, then: “According to his bank activity, the family is well off.”
“What?” Darcy just about shrieks. A couple people around the room turn and stare. Ever the quick thinker, she rips out her cellphone and cheers. “No way! I won!” The small crowd applauds.
“What did you win?” Someone asks as she races away.
Basil and I are the only ones to hear her mutter: “A lifetime in prison.”
“Bridie, are you okay? You’ve been wandering around talking to yourself for a while now.”
Startled by the sudden appearance of Vivian Lee, I stutter out an explanation. “I… am just a little overwhelmed by the amount of people.”
“Oh, I know. I can’t believe you invited so many people to your grandfather’s celebration of life.”
“Vivian Lee,” Basil drones through the comms. “daughter of Ranjit and Jenny Lee, granddaughter of Bonnie Lee, formerly Bonnie Baxter.”
“It’s lovely.” Says Vivian. “We once held a celebration of life in our mansion…” At the same moment Basil states: “They own a large mansion — quite well off.”
“We held it out in the garden and it started to rain.”
“Mr. Baxter didn’t seem to harbour any hatred towards them. He visited them rather often.” Basil says, in the same moment Vivian tells me: “Uncle Ben was there, you know. I liked him. He offered me his jacket. I wish I had known him better; my father speaks highly of him. Bridie, are you sure you’re okay? You haven’t stopped watching Cousin Angus chug champagne.”
“Just distracted, that’s all.” Someone stop the man. I bid farewell to Vivian, only to bump into a strange being.
“Oi! Watch where you’re going.” Says the thing.
“What are you?” I ask.
The thing moves. I realize that it is, in fact, a boy with a large camera hoisted upon his shoulder and huge rucksack on his back. “I’m a reporter.” Flashing a freckled grin he shakes my hand. “Basil invited me to do an article for the paper. The name’s Noah. Noah Collins.” He runs a hand through his chin length hair.
“A reporter?” Darcy is having her second breakdown of the night. “Basil, what made you think it was okay to invite a reporter?”
“Because,” He clears his throat. “you said, and I quote: ‘do anything to get information.'”
“That is not a direct quote.” She hisses. “And don’t you realize how compromising this could be? The press is never a good sign, Basil.”
“Hey, come on, it’s just Noah. We’re tight. He’s a friend of mine.”
“You must be Bridie. Basil told me about you.” Readjusting his camera, he announces: “I’m here to gather some information for the article.”
There’s a sound like a dying animal coming through the comm unit and it’s not Basil. “Bridie,” Darcy hisses. “Do something about him.”
Basil scoffs. “Darcy, it’s not like…”
“Just. Do something!”
Panic. There’s a lump in my throat and I feel frozen. My hands are clammy again. I can feel my nerve slipping, along with my bandeau. Blood rushes to my face and I’m pretty positive that I’m shaking. It’s all I can do to stutter: “Could you…? I mean. What I meant was–” Gulp. “Could I… watch?”
“You’re interested in journalism?” Noah seems pleased.
“I’m not sure.” I say truthfully, having never given it any thought.
Nodding thoughtfully, he says, “That’s alright. Follow me around and I’ll show you what it’s about.” He takes off and I am forced to go after him.
“Bridie…” Darcy groans.
I’m sorry. I look around for my friend, hoping she’ll come rescue me. I meet the faces of many people, but none of them are Darcy. Most of them are family, but all of them are strangers. For not the first time tonight, I feel small and lost. She probably got stuck helping the maids. Breath, Bridie, breath. Atleast you have Noah. Speaking of, he seems to have found his first person to accost with questions.
“What was your relation to Mr. Baxter?”
“He was my brother,” answers Aunt Beatrice.
I find it odd that of all people, Noah would choose the most formidable as his first victim.
“I’m sorry for your loss.” Noah nods. “Thank you for agreeing to answer a few questions for me, especially this soon after…”
Twenty-one and a half days, comes the unwanted reminder. Not that I’d been counting.
Aunt Beatrice says nothing, only shoots me an unintelligable glance.
“How close were you were you?”
That heavy feeling in my chest is back again. The one that never stays away for too long. Someone bumps into me but I don’t pay them any mind. My aunt purses her lips and inhales through her nose. I don’t know if it’s my imagintaion, or if she takes a long time in replying.
“He was the youngest of the six of us, and the only boy. I was the oldest.”
“That’s quite the distance!” Noah chuckles. I find his grin contagious. “He must have been quite the little brother, and to be the only one at that! What was he like?”
After some thought, she replies, “I must admit: he was such a bother. Loud, and not in the way my sisters were. He was so rowdy, always coming home dirty. Sometimes he brought inside frogs, mice…” She shuddders. “Not at all the gentleman I thought he should be.”
“He sounds like quite the handful!” The boy next to me exclaims, and once again I find myself smiling despite the circumstance. “You must have many fond memories of him, then.”
“Yes,” There’s something in Aunt Bea’s eyes.
For some reason I look at Noah and find him waiting intently for her to continue. Suddenly I know why he chose journalism. Admiration fills me like a warmth to chilled bones. I wish I could be like him.
“One time,” My aunt continues, the same look in her eyes as the one I saw in the kitchen that one morning. “when we were still very little we dressed him up in our dresses and made him play tea. We set him up in one of our chairs around the table and fed him biscuits and juice. He looked ridiculous.” And then my aunt laughs.
And the heavy feeling is gone.
~*~
May 10 1999
My Dear Bridie,
It’s not always like this, you know. Sometimes we get along quite suitably. In fact, I get along with Bea most of all, though you wouldn’t know from watching us. We argue terribly. But that is simply our way, and I’m fully positive we enjoy it just as much as one another’s company, for we do enjoy one another. Maybe one day we will be civil to one another, but today is not that day. And hopefully when you are older you will get along with your Aunt and Godmother.